The Saltwater Grand Hotel
In all its idiosyncratic glory, The Saltwater Grand stands, leans and curves over the Great Lawn, defying architectural principle.
One of the oldest buildings in The Neighbourhood, the hotel was originally conceived and run
by Neighbourhood visionary and all around great guy, the Good Doctor P, who moved fire and water to erect this edifice.
Disputed centrepiece of The Neighbourhood, The Saltwater Grand is home to The Pink Ballroom, The Saltwater Banquet Hall, and other miraculous delights. The hotel also operates as a permanent residence for various denizens.